Summary
A millennium had passed since the fall of the Undead Dominion, and deep within forgotten lands, a solitary skeleton continued quietly cultivating his crops, undisturbed by the world’s chaos. For him, tilling the soil and storing harvests had become a peaceful routine—until, one day, the ancient summoning gate sparked back to life.
“Are you all starving? I’ve only been stockpiling food for the past thousand years—just a little mountain of it.”
“These fields are empty? Great. Mind if I plant something?”
“Oh, the city ruled by that hilltop princess forbids agriculture? That’s fine. I’m not interested in visiting.”
“Wait—they want to collect taxes but won’t let me grow food? Guess it’s time to bury the kingdom… again.”